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By: Guest | Date: Apr 2 2015 13:31 | Format: None | Expires: never | Size: 629 B | Hits: 829

  1. I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter.
  3. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body.
  5. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly.
  7. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.